revenge

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 woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're

>> sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about

>> this really great new drink.

>> The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts

>> trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

>>

>> After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. 

>> The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar - A

>> saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.

>>

>> The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains:

>>

>> "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the

>> shot of Baileys and hold it in you mouth, and finally you drink the

>> lime juice."

>>

>> So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

>>

>> He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.

>>

>> He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. 

>> He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks

>> it.

>>

>> In one second the sharp lime taste hits...

>> At two seconds the Baileys curdles...

>> At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits...

>>

>> This triggers his gag reflex but, being manly, and not wanting to

>> disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.

>>

>> When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,

>> "Jesus, what do you call that drink?"

>>

>> She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge!"

>>