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What's the Moral of the Story?

Started by Old Moparz, November 14, 2006, 10:57:14 AM

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Old Moparz

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. "Johnny, do you have a story to share?
 
"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Gina. Aunt Gina was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.
 
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't fall into enemy hands but her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun & ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife 'til the blade broke, then she killed the last one with her bare hands."
 
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your daddy teach you from that horrible story?"
 
"Stay the hell away from Aunt Gina when she's been drinking."
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