Say you like tequlia?

[TruckDriver]

Hot about Tequlia flavored suckers with the actual worm inside. They have these at out at the company owned truckstop. 

[Drache]

Toffee with a real scorpion inside? What the hell are you americans eating?! 

[Old Moparz]

Toffee with a real scorpion inside? What the hell are you americans eating?! 

Americans eat at McDonalds all the time. How can candy with insects & other crap be any worse? 

[Mean 318]

 

[Manfred318]

Toffee with a real scorpion inside? What the hell are you americans eating?! 

Americans eat at McDonalds all the time. How can candy with insects & other crap be any worse? 

[Lowprofile]

<.........Too much Tequlia makes him come out. 



btw, Sammy makes some of the best.  IMHO 

[BigBlockSam]

man! Tequila just gets me in trouble .    they find me days later with a stupid smile on my face. yea , me and Tequila  are not friends

[Old Moparz]

man! Tequila just gets me in trouble .    they find me days later with a stupid smile on my face. yea , no me and Tequila  are not friends

  I have a friend like that & he likes to instigate trouble. He's not much of a drinker, so when he does drink, he gets pretty wacky. Once, a very long time ago, we sat down & killed off a bottle of "Two Fingers Tequila" & didn't know it was empty until we poured the last two shots. (It's in a black colored bottle that you can't see through.) He suggested we take a walk back to his house to see if he had another bottle, so we did.   

He only lived about 3 blocks from me at the time, but it took us about an hour to get there. On the way he thought it would be cool to stop off at this other guys house we knew. Before we got to his door, my friend saw his tomato garden, his pool, & got an idea. Well, the Tequila helped me go along with my friend's idea to pick tomatoes & fill the pool with them. As soon as the tomatoes hit the water, flood lights came on & the door flew open.   

My friend ran off through some backyards & disappeared & I hid under a pick up in the driveway until the lights went out. I caught up with my friend at his place later & he was covered with scratches & had leaves & twigs in his hair. I asked him what happened & all he said "I didn't see the sticker bushes."   

[BigBlockSam]

hey Old Moparz , i want to party with you man!