Toilet Paper

[ChargerRob]

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband
that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so,
he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. If you want your breasts to grow,
then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a
few seconds" Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and
stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. How long will
this take?" I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years," my
husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet
paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again
although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man.

[Bob]