"...fiddlin with Gods work."

[TK73]

WEEK OF OCTOBER 29, 2006

LEAD STORY
In September, the headmistress of the Dvergsnes primary school in Kristiansand, Norway, proposed that boys be taught to urinate while seated, in order to reduce splashing and mis-targeting, which burden the cleaning staff, but many parents and politicians reacted bitterly. Said Vidar Kleppe of the Justice and Order party, "It's a human right (for a boy) not to have to sit down like a girl," adding that the school was "fiddling with God's work." Parent Nancy Bakke was proud of her 7-year-old boy's ability to aim: "This rule goes against everything I've tried to teach my son." [Daily Telegraph (London), 10-15-06]

http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/index.html

[bull]

I propose that the headmistress of the Dvergsnes primary school in Kristiansand, Norway pull her head out of her keester, find a better use of her time and practice keeping her overactive mouth shut.

[Mean 318]

 

[daytonalo]

They should have tried a sign first , NO SPRINKLETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Drache]

Seen in the flight club's washroom:

Would the pilots with short props and low manifold pressure please taxi closer to the terminal before loading as the next pilot might not be on floats! Thanks!

[SirNik73]

May i suggest this sign would solve the problems:

"Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean, Your aim would be appreciated - Maintenance Staff"

I've seen it before!

[41husk]

My wifes been trying to push that legislation in our house for years.  Veto!!!!!!!

[RD]

my mother had a sign that said:

"if you tinkle, when you sprinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!"

[dkn1997]

it's called a urinal...'nuff said.

[Old Moparz]

It's always best to sit down when you're drunk or hungover. That way there's no chance you'll fall down, land on your back, & pee on your own face.

[41husk]

now that could be embarassing!

[my73charger]

hate it when that happens..

[Silver R/T]

bunch of bs

[Brock Samson]

like that mean ol punctuation eh

[Johnny SixPack]

That crap has been going on over there for a long time.

Germany, many Scandinavian countries.

Just about homogeny.

And maybe a little jealousy.

[Mopar440+6]

My ex-roommate who lived in Switzerland for 5 years claimed that in the nightclubs and bars over there they cement small, bright colored flies to the backs of the urinals and toilets. The drunk guys sub-conciously aim at the flies...

[Old Moparz]

Make it more entertaining to sit. 

[4402tuff4u]

They should spend that energy and effort in making sure to keep child molesters out of the schools and leave the urinating whether sitting or standing up to each individual! 

[PocketThunder]

my mother had a sign that said:

"if you tinkle, when you sprinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!"

wouldnt sprinkle and tinkle be switched around in that phrase>?