how to handle telemarketers

[sjmarsing]

http://joshualowry.vox.com/library/audio/6a00c225203796f21900c2252ab8c18e1d.html

[MorePwr]

That's seriously FUNNY.... r o t f l m f a o !!

[Shakey]

I let my 2.5 year old answer the phone.   

[Chryco Psycho]

 

[TK73]

Tell em to hold, put the phone next to stereo speakers, go back to whatever it was I was doing...

[Argos_Chargers]

I was sitting in the living room with my room mate one day.  He answers the phone and after a minute puts the receiver on the floor and walks away.  I asked him what he was doing.  He said the guy wanted to clean the carpet so he figured he'd just let him talk to the carpet.

I've found that telemarketers just love it when you begin reading random verses out of th ebible to them...

[RD]

http://joshualowry.vox.com/library/audio/6a00c225203796f21900c2252ab8c18e1d.html

awesome!!!!

[73performance]

I learned this from a co-worker, before they ask you a question, tell them that for every question thye ask you, you get to ask them a question. The first question has got to always be, what is your favorite position? or Does he/she dominate or do you? It's quite funny the reaction you get from some of the newer ones.