a painful frog story

[Argos_Chargers]

A frog walks into a bank.  He goes up to the desk of the loan officer and sees the name plate "Patricia Whack". 
The frog  says "Hey Patti, I need a loan". 
She looks over her desk at him and says "how much do you need?"  The frog says "Oh, $50,000 should do." 
In amazement she asks "What does a frog need that kind of money for?"
The frog says "Never you mind, ya see Mick Jaeger is my pop."
She says "Right, I'm not going to loan a FROG $50,000 without any collateral no matter who your dad is."
The frog reaches in his pocket and pulls out a small white elephant, which he hands to her.
"What the heck is this?" she sputters
The frog says, "take it in to your manager, he'll know what to do."
Patricia storms into her manager's office "There's this frog in my office who wants a loan for $50,000 who says Mick Jaeger is his dad.  Then when I ask him for collateral he hands me this."  she shouts as se holds out the white elepahnt.  "What the HELL is this?"
Her manager tells her "Relax...It's a knick knack, Patti Whack,
                                          Give the Frog a loan,
                                          His old man's a Rolling Stone

[Brock Samson]

 that's sick.. 

[ChargerRob]

 

[REDNECK]

funny