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Things Men Wished Women Knew

Started by TK73, September 23, 2006, 10:18:36 AM

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TK73

September 23, 2006, 10:18:36 AM
 
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up - put it down.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Sometimes we're not thinking about you. Live with it.

5. Get rid of your cat.

6. Sunday = Sports.

7. Anything you wear is fine - really.

8. Women wearing wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

9. You have too many shoes.

10. Crying is blackmail.

11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

13. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point-blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

14. 'Yes' and 'No' are perfectly acceptable answers.

15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

17. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

18. If you don't dress like the Dawson Creek girls, don't expect us to act like the soap opera guys.

19. If something we said could be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

20. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

21. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.

23. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.

24. You have enough clothes.

25. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex.
1973 Charger : 440cid - 727 - 8.75/3.55


Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
      a liberal, oh fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
      acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!

Khyron

#1
October 01, 2006, 08:58:52 PM
I just printed those... i'm about to hand them to my wife  ;D


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TK73

#2
October 02, 2006, 11:24:24 AM
Quote from: Khyron on October 01, 2006, 08:58:52 PM
I just printed those... i'm about to hand them to my wife  ;D

Nice knowin ya, where do we send flowers and condolences?  :icon_smile_big:
1973 Charger : 440cid - 727 - 8.75/3.55


Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
      a liberal, oh fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
      acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!

Lightning

#3
October 07, 2006, 11:51:25 AM
Quote from: TK73 on October 02, 2006, 11:24:24 AM
Quote from: Khyron on October 01, 2006, 08:58:52 PM
I just printed those... i'm about to hand them to my wife  ;D

Nice knowin ya, where do we send flowers and condolences?  :icon_smile_big:

dibs on the Charger.
when racing deals fall apart.....you go home, like me.

Khyron

#4
October 10, 2006, 08:11:05 PM
 :icon_smile_blackeye:



she didn;t think they where as funny as I did.


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Charger_Fan

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October 16, 2006, 04:19:39 PM
Quote from: Khyron on October 10, 2006, 08:11:05 PM
:icon_smile_blackeye:



she didn;t think they where as funny as I did.
That was my guess too.

;D

The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)
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