Management Lessons 101, 102 & 103

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>>Lesson One:
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>>An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.  A small rabbit
>>saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
>>The eagle answered: "Sure, why not?"
>>So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
>>All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
>>
>>Management Lesson Number One:
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>>To be sitting and doing nothing successfully, you must be sitting
>>very, very high up.
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>>
>>Lesson Two:
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>>A turkey was chatting with a bull.
>>"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
>>turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
>>"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
>>"They're packed with nutrients."
>>The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
>>enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,
>>after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
>>Finally, after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the
>>top of the tree.  He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him
>>out of the tree.
>>
>>Management Lesson Number Two:
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>>Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
>>
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>>
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>>Lesson Three:
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>>A little bird was flying south for the winter.  It was so cold, the
>>bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was
>>lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
>>As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to
>>realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!  He
>>laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
>>A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. 
>>Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
>>dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
>>
>>Management Lesson Number Three:
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>>1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
>>
>>2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
>>
>>3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
>>
>>Thus ends the three minute management course.
>

[Old Moparz]

Lessons in life, all true.   That was good. 

[REDNECK]

not funny but good

[tan top]

  thet were good . so true

[Brock Samson]

WURD!