Jesus is Watching

[Old Moparz]

A burglar breaks into a house, sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wondering who the HELL was that?.

He spots some money on a table and takes it. Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from & spots a birdcage with a parrot in it!

He goes over and asks the parrot "Was that your voice?"

The parrot said "YES".

He then says "What's your name?".

The parrot says "MOSES".

The burglar then says "What kind of person names his bird moses?"

The parrot replies "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTTWEILER JESUS".

[mally69]

 

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