What not to say to a cop

[TK73]

Since going beyond the speed limit is the national sport in many countries, there is universal disdain for those uniformed creatures who stop you while you are driving.
Here are a few things better left unsaid:
- Hey, you must've been doing' about 125mph (200km/h) to keep up with me! Good job!
- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
- I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.
- Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?
- Hi Officer, Do you mind holding my beer while I find my driver's license?
- You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
- I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around, that's how far I am behind the other cars.
- You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?
- "Lets do it different this time... I will give you the breathalyzer test, now stick this in your mouth and blow."
- Didn't I see you get your but kicked on "COPS" last week on TV?
- Wow, You look just like the guy in the picture on my next to my girlfriend's bed.
- I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.
- So, uh, you "on the take", or what?
- Gee, officer! That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a warning too!
- Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
- So, are you still crabby because your mamma didn't let you play with your gun when you were little?
- Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
- When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile pretty for the video camcorder.
- Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

[kevin383]

You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?

[charger_16]

that is hilarious