Circle Flies- a texan gets a speeding ticket

[SeattleCharger]

Circle Flies

A cowboy from Texas gets pulled over by an Arizona DPS Trooper
for speeding.

The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding,
and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make
the cowboy feel uncomfortable..

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were
buzzing around his head.

The cowboy sez, "Y'all havin some problem with them circle flies?"

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah,
if that's what they're called.
But I never heard of no circle flies."

"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches.
They're called circle flies because they're almost always found
circling around the back end of a horse."

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket.
But, a moment later he stops and says,
"Are you calling me a horse's ass?"
"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for
law enforcement to call y'all a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," the trooper says and goes back to writing
the ticket.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,
"Hard to fool them flies though."

[REDNECK]

man thats good

[Charger_Fan]

 

[Old Moparz]

That was good.

[waroc]

  now that's funny right there, i don't care who ya are .....