Potato

[69ChargersRule]

Theres this guy and hes very dateless

He tells one of his friends about his problem of not being able to pickup and dates whatsoever

His friend tells him:This is what you do

Get rid of your Fruit of the Loom Underwear and start wearing spandex and put a potato in them

So this guy goes out and does exactly what his friend says he buys spandex and potatos

A week later the guy runs across his friend

The guy asks:How are you doing i bet your datebook is loaded

The man replies:no i havnt got a single date

His friend asks:Did you buy the spandex and the potatos

Yes the man says:I bought put the potato and the spandex and put the potato in the back of the spandex!

[SeattleCharger]

  Ok, that made me laugh, but prob. not because it was a really great joke, haha