The Zipper

[my73charger]

Forgive me if this has been posted before...Very funny.

In crowded Austin, Texas, at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman
wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware
that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the
first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a  little, thinking this would give her
enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step only to discover
that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With another
little smile to the driver, she again reached behind her to unzip the skirt a
little more, but again she was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan standing behind her picked her up easily
by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went
ballistic, turned to the would-be Samaritan, and yelled, "How dare you touch my
body! I don't even know who you are!!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with
you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was
friends."

[REDNECK]

 

[nick_iam]

    soo sweet!