How about some good news...

[bull]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060911/ap_on_re_us/crime

[Johnny SixPack]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060911/ap_on_re_us/crime

Hmmmm.....

"Americans were robbed and victimized by gun violence at greater rates last year than the year before, even though overall violent and property crime reached a 32-year low, the Justice Department said Sunday.

Experts said these increases buttress reports from the  FBI and many mayors and police chiefs that violent crime is beginning to rise after a long decline."

Time to warm up the ol' sarcasm meter?

[73dodge]

"Americans were robbed and victimized by gun violence at greater rates last year than the year before,

Victimized by gun violance? What's that supposed to mean?

Victim: Dude I was just walking down the street and outa nowhere this 9mm just jumped out from behind the building and robbed me and hit me over the head.

COP: You mean someone holding a 9mm jumped out and robbed you?

Victim: No MAN a GUN just jumped out and robbed and beat me don't you understand? No one was holding the gun it just jumped out on it's own Man!!!

COP: In my report I'll put down you were a victim of gun violence? So if we find this gun we'll throw it into prison.


MY gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's car.............

[dodge freak]

Gun violence means that the bad guys used a gun while committing the crime. Means that maybe its too easy for them to get a gun.

[ITSA426]

"Americans were robbed and victimized by gun violence at greater rates last year than the year before,

Victimized by gun violance? What's that supposed to mean?

Victim: Dude I was just walking down the street and outa nowhere this 9mm just jumped out from behind the building and robbed me and hit me over the head.

COP: You mean someone holding a 9mm jumped out and robbed you?

Victim: No MAN a GUN just jumped out and robbed and beat me don't you understand? No one was holding the gun it just jumped out on it's own Man!!!

COP: In my report I'll put down you were a victim of gun violence? So if we find this gun we'll throw it into prison.


MY gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's car.............



or Laura Bush's car

[Shakey]

What about Laura Bushes car?  Did she kill someone while driving drunk?  She looks so pure and wholesome.

[dodge freak]

"Cars don't kill people-people do" isn't that how the saying goes ?

[bull]

Gun violence means that the bad guys used a gun while committing the crime. Means that maybe its too easy for them to get a gun.

Well then, we'll just make it illegal for bad guys to carry guns.

[dodge freak]

Great idea-why hasn't anybody thought of that

[70charginglizard]

 

[dkn1997]

Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.

[Brock Samson]

barbs dont kill wildlife adventurerers stingrays do...

no, no wait,....

Errors don't kill the english launguage, dodge freak do,.. err,.. does...

[DodgeByDave]

 

A prime example of the three great lies

1) Lies

2) Damned Lies

3) Lieing With Statistics

Watch this     http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8490506794163083426&q=Bullshit&hl=en



DBD