PARIS HILTON ARRESTED.

[70charginglizard]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060907/people_nm/hilton_dc

Bout time.

She make me so discustingly sick.

I hope they throw the book at her.

"Everything I do is blown out of proportion," said Hilton, not known for shying away from publicity. "It really hurts my feelings."

Awwe. Her poow wittle feewing are hurt because there blowing this out of proportion.

DEAL WITH IT!

[dodge freak]

Yeah I seen that first thing today but nobody was hurt so I did not think much of it. With all of her money it be no big deal. I like how her spoke person said what happen--She had just 1 drink but was up all day working and had nothing to eat.

I like to know if the police took a blood sample from her to see if there was any other drugs in her, most likely they did not.

[Orange_Crush]

Damn...I'm starting to think you don't like her

heh, If she's convicted, I gess she'll have to deal with being chauffered around in a Maybach for a year or so.  That's about all the book-throwing they'll be able to do.  Well, actually, her insurance will go up.  I'm sure that'll kill her.

[dodge freak]

Did you know she claims to have had sex with only 2 people all of her life ? I believe that like I believe she had only 1 drink.

[6pkrunner]

How does one get to be a celebrity by virtue of having absolutely no talent or redeeming qualities?

[TeeWJay426]

How does one get to be a celebrity by virtue of having absolutely no talent or redeeming qualities?

A bank account with a few billion $$$$, that's how....

[41husk]

Did you know she claims to have had sex with only 2 people all of her life ? I believe that like I believe she had only 1 drink.

is that counting herself?

[73chgrSE]

that's hot

[nh_mopar_fan]

Every time she opens her mouth, I can hear those two brain cells just banging away against each other.

[69charger2002]

she is so nasty. if i don't hear her name or see her face again on tv i'll live a better life

[Orange_Crush]

So you wouldn't nail her?

[69charger2002]

not no, but hell no

[PocketThunder]

not no, but hell no

[dodge freak]

Heck  , I have done worst for sure.

[Orange_Crush]

not no, but hell no

I second that.  I can't stand her and I sure as hell would.

[dodge freak]

That make it all the more fun 

[Old Moparz]

not no, but hell no

I second that.  I can't stand her and I sure as hell would.

Here's the closest chance you have at her OC.   

http://www.popbytes.com/archive/2006/07/yuck_a_paris_hilton_blowup_doll.shtml

Of course the conversations with the doll will be much more intellegent.

[Ponch ®]

not no, but hell no

I second that.  I can't stand her and I sure as hell would.

I get a kick out of guys who say "I wouldn't bang [insert famous but annoying hot chick's name]. She's a slut".   Yeah right...In reality they'd probably blow their load in their boxers if a chick half as hot said "hi" to them.

[Ponch ®]

Of course the conversations with the doll will be much more intellegent.

from whose perspective..OC's or the doll's?

[Vainglory, Esq.]

not no, but hell no

I second that.  I can't stand her and I sure as hell would.

I get a kick out of guys who say "I wouldn't bang [insert famous but annoying hot chick's name]. She's a slut".   Yeah right...In reality they'd probably blow their load in their boxers if a chick half as hot said "hi" to them.

Either that or they'd do it just so they could tell the story.  I know I would...

[Ponch ®]

not no, but hell no

I second that.  I can't stand her and I sure as hell would.

I get a kick out of guys who say "I wouldn't bang [insert famous but annoying hot chick's name]. She's a slut".   Yeah right...In reality they'd probably blow their load in their boxers if a chick half as hot said "hi" to them.

Either that or they'd do it just so they could tell the story.  I know I would...

speaking of hot chicks...'our girl' said hi.

[dodge freak]

Now this is a good one-she told a newspaper last month she can't stand the taste of alcohol.
She says so much BS its not funny anymore.

[Johnny SixPack]

not no, but hell no

I second that.  I can't stand her and I sure as hell would.

Sure, but I'd still rather drive this than her:



"... was in Hilton's Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren when she was pulled over."

[BB1]

Does the blow up Paris doll come with Genital Herpes.  

[dodge freak]

NO WAY, drive a car instead of a girl like Paris ? Whats wrong with these guys today ? I don't care what kind of car it is, doing a girl like Paris would be so much more fun, thrilling and enjoyable.

You can go to Las Vegas and rent a car like that for $300-$500 a day. Try to get a hot girl in Vegas for that much.

PS I would use a rubber on her.

[Ponch ®]

You can go to Las Vegas and rent a car like that for $300-$500 a day. Try to get a hot girl in Vegas for that much.

a half decent looking hooker in Vegas will run you about $600-$1000 for a s&f, and that only lasts for an hour. Not that I would know about such things. 

[Johnny SixPack]

You can go to Las Vegas and rent a car like that for $300-$500 a day. Try to get a hot girl in Vegas for that much.

Sorry, bubba.

Renting an auto like that runs about $1000.00 with a mega deposit.

And Paris isn't that hot.

Hell, run down to KFC and drop by Victoria's Secret and you've saved yourself $925.00. 

[73chgrSE]

You can go to Las Vegas and rent a car like that for $300-$500 a day. Try to get a hot girl in Vegas for that much.

a half decent looking hooker in Vegas will run you about $600-$1000 for a s&f, and that only lasts for an hour. Not that I would know about such things. 

your standards must be too high. JK

[dodge freak]

www.dreamcarrentals.com -well they don't show that car but 2 Ferrari 's a F355 for $750 a day or a F348 for $500 for 24 hours-but you only can put 75 miles on it or its more money. Who cares about a deposit , just give them a credit card they give it back when you bring the car back.

No rich girls like Paris work at KFC , but I get your message.

[Ponch ®]

You can go to Las Vegas and rent a car like that for $300-$500 a day. Try to get a hot girl in Vegas for that much.

Sorry, bubba.

Renting an auto like that runs about $1000.00 with a mega deposit.

And Paris isn't that hot.

Hell, run down to KFC and drop by Victoria's Secret and you've saved yourself $925.00. 

I'd still rather bang Paris.

[chargerboy69]

not no, but hell no

[Lowprofile]

not no, but hell no

I second that.  I can't stand her and I sure as hell would.

I get a kick out of guys who say "I wouldn't bang [insert famous but annoying hot chick's name]. She's a slut".   Yeah right...In reality they'd probably blow their load in their boxers if a chick half as hot said "hi" to them.

LOL Right on the money Bro!  

Dumb as a mud fence, but still Smokin' Hot!

[Charger_Fan]

Every time she opens her mouth, I can hear those two brain cells just banging away against each other.

[Johnny SixPack]

You can go to Las Vegas and rent a car like that for $300-$500 a day. Try to get a hot girl in Vegas for that much.

Sorry, bubba.

Renting an auto like that runs about $1000.00 with a mega deposit.

And Paris isn't that hot.

Hell, run down to KFC and drop by Victoria's Secret and you've saved yourself $925.00. 

I'd still rather bang Paris.

Dude, is that you, Mojo?

I always heard it's best to get 'em drunk.

[Johnny SixPack]

Man, she wants yah, Mojo!

[69charger2002]

laughed at all the posts after mine. i think you have me wrong. see paris hilton to me is just not hot.. call me a swamp monster, retarded whatever..now i am NOT that way with all slutty hot chicks. that was an assumption.. take pamela anderson for instance.. hot, slutty, diseased.. i'd take her over paris ANY DAY. even at 40, and knowing she wouldn't even know i was doing anything to her probably.. i'd be all over it
trav

[NHCharger]

not no, but hell no

I have to agree with Trav on this one. I don't care what Paris says about only having two lovers. She's probably seen more ass than a McDonald's toilet seat.

[dodge freak]

 We are not saying we like to love her and see her everyday just a quickie would be just fine for me. I am sure if I could pick ANYBODY she would not be the first-might not even make the top 10- but no way would I turn it down. I don't care how used she is-she be a good time for me for sure.

[Todd Wilson]

not no, but hell no

I second that.  I can't stand her and I sure as hell would.

Here's the closest chance you have at her OC.   

http://www.popbytes.com/archive/2006/07/yuck_a_paris_hilton_blowup_doll.shtml

Of course the conversations with the doll will be much more intellegent.

Sweet! I am ordering one!


Todd

[dodge freak]

Wow that car is like worth over $500,000 so maybe its even more than $1,000 a day to rent.

If you want to see her in hand cuffs check out www.thesun.co.uk  She was with Rod Stewart's daughter, she sure knows how to pick her girl friends

[AKcharger]

I think her personality makes her the uglyest celebrity I know...well maybe Mike Moore beats her out. 

My favorite P. Hilton moment was when she was speared to death in Wax Museum, my wife and I stood up and cheered! (NICE '68 Charger in that movie too)

Now with all that said, I WOULD spend money on a life size P. Hilton Shooting target, now I'd nail that with my M-14 or FN-FAL then set it on fire and afterwards urinate on the ashes

Oh, in case you couldn't tell I'm not a big fan of hers

[greenpigs]

  She will have BIG money later in life but for now she is just rich. To me she is a skinny(think coke head) spoiled skank that is good looking I guess but far from hot.

Paris(Kentucky?) was only with two guys last week I think is what she said.

[dodge freak]

I seen that she made $30,000,000  the last year she file income tax-think it was in the Sun paper. Thats big money in my book but yeah when her Mom and Dad are gone she get all that Hilton hotel money. Her Mom had her at age 18 so it my be a long time till her Mom dies.

Would not surprise me one bit if she is a coke head, and yeah it sounds like the police did no blood test on her. Too bad, she might have been on all sorts of drugs.

[MichaelRW]

This PH DUI got me wondering. Say you get pulled over for whatever, a broken tail light, going to slow, not using your turn signal. Cop smells booze on you. He orders you out of the car and does the breathalyzer on you. You post a .07. That being .01 under the limit in California anyways, means you did not exceed the limit for a DUI. Then why do I hear of so many people that are taken in eventhough they breath less than the limit?

Other questions.

Is it illegal to drive even if you had only 1 drink, 2 drinks, a million drinks?

Or is it all really up to the whims of the officer that puls you over?

Please shed some light on this?

[dodge freak]

Don't know the law in every state but over here in Michigan when they changed the law a few years ago to make it .08 from .1 for drunk they also made it for a cop to be able to arrest you if he just thinks you are impaired. So yeah, even 1 drink can get you busted now here in Michigan and other states as well but I am not sure on that. I do know for sure its up to the cop here in Michigan so that stinks. I never drive now if I had a drink even hours later. Luckily for me I don't like to drink so no problems for me.

Now having said that I have no idea if anybody here has ever been jailed for just 1 drink , but it could happen. The cops here can also take your blood for testing and if you refuse you lose your license for 6 months on the spot. If they find anything even that you smoke a joint a week ago that too can be grounds for impaired driving. You are a sharp guy to notice that.

My old mans is an attorney here in Michigan so I know what I am talking about, I seen all the stuff about the law change when it first happen. He-my Dad won't drive either if he has even 1 drink , he waits till the next day.

[MichaelRW]

Thanks Dodge Freak. I was afraid of that. Impaired? That's a judgement call. I think if the state sets a DUI limit then you should be either under it or over it. Period. This whole DUI, impaired scenario is just too ambiguous to be fair.

My wife and I go out to dinner once or twice a week and I always have 1 or 2 drinks. She always has just one. I wonder what would happen if I ever got pulled over.

BTW, I have been driving for 42 years and have received only 1 ticket, that being in 1980.

[dodge freak]

Well I am guessing but you should be ok, I think the main reason the law is like this is in case somebody gets hurt, but yeah I am with you its not a judgement call -I mean a cop is not a doctor how can he really know ?

[Silver R/T]

she'll get away with it.

[dodge freak]

They might not even charge her with it, we know next week or so.

[daytonalo]

WONDER IF THEY DID A CAVITY SEARCH ? JUST A THOUGHT !

[myk]

I feel sorry for S.O.B. that would've had to stick his hand into that filth...

[hemihead]

I would do her if she paid me enough but I wouldn't do her for a pity lay.I feel bad for her, but not that bad...

[dodge freak]

I feel sorry for lots of girls --but she has too much money and has a cocky attitude on lots of things, I can not feel sorry for her. No she's had a very easy good life so far and looks like it won't end anytime soon.

As far as she paying ME --ha ha thats too funny.

She showed her attitude again when she said a drunk driving arrest is no big deal--yeah right Paris--not if you are living in fantasy land everyday.

[ck1]

I wonder what she blew ummm I mean her Breathalyzer test

[moparsuebear]

wow akcharger, that is really harsh!! LOL 
I miss you babe!!! Have fun protecting us from lil kim!!
love you!

Your Mrs.

[JimShine]

She is disgusting. I would rather masterbate with a cheese grater than tap that skank.

[Brock Samson]

here's another dog to pile on... 


http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/13/AR2006091301240.html

[Chryco Psycho]

 

[Steve P.]

Did this crap about Bareass Hilslut reallllly go on for ( 2 ) pages??

[Shakey]

 

[PocketThunder]

 

[sunfire69]

The poor girl has one too many and you guys vilify her 
She's just like the girl next door ....just more money.
Jerry

[Johnny SixPack]

And we didn't even get started on her anorexic/dimwitted sidekick Nicole Richie. 





Sun, you gotta be kidding me.

She's nothing like any of the girls that have lived next door to me.

[dodge freak]

The girls who live around me wear underwear under their dress out in public.

[sunfire69]

Well.....yea I'am kidding I mean.
I'd still do her
Jerry

[hrspwr]

I heard somewhere that she's also facing perjury charges after listing her occupation  as "actress" on the arrest form...

[chrisII]

ok , yeah i think shees slutty, but fukin hott. Id hit that till she couldnt walk straight fer a week! uuuh yeah but id wear a rubber aaah or 2? beyond that ya only live once an how many chances ya guna get at a celebrity?

[Brock Samson]

in your case?. 

[Lowprofile]

You guys are such haters!!    

[Johnny SixPack]

Somethin' 'bout that first pic screams Stifler's mom circa 25 yrs old. 

[Lowprofile]

Stifler's Mom is Hot!

[Brock Samson]

who's stifler?.. 

[PocketThunder]

who's stifler?.. 

C'mon man... didnt you see any of the three american pie movies?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005405/

[Brock Samson]

nope, thanks though i know him as bo,.. so that's him mom?...
she was in "Best in show".. see that?..

[PocketThunder]

nope, thanks though i know him as bo,.. so that's him mom?...
she was in "Best in show".. see that?..

Thats his mom in the movies..

[Brock Samson]

oh.. 

[73chgrSE]

She looks alittle like the milf from "the war at home"