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Little Vito on Grammer

Started by 4402tuff4u, August 18, 2006, 03:13:50 PM

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4402tuff4u

One day, during lessons on proper grammer, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice correctly.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress, and she looked beautiful in it".

"Very good, Suzie", replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet, and it turned out beautiful."

She said: "Excellent!, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on Little Vito. He said, "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, "Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!"
"Mother should I trust the government?........... Pink Floyd "Mother"

REDNECK

that what id say about my doter girting pregnant :yesnod: