Little Vito on Getting Older

[4402tuff4u]

Little Vito was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said to him, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little Vito replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man sked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little Vito answered, "No he minded his own fucking business!"

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[SeattleCharger]

I like that one, heh