Redneck and Yale graduate go head to head in national poetry contest

[SeattleCharger]

THE NATIONAL POETRY CONTEST
HAD COME DOWN TO
TWO FINALISTS, A YALE
GRADUATE
AND A REDNECK FROM EAST TEXAS.
 
THEY WERE GIVEN A WORD,
THEN ALLOWED TWO
MINUTES TO STUDY THE WORD
AND COME UP WITH A POEM
THAT CONTAINED THE
WORD.
THE WORD THEY WERE GIVEN
WAS TIMBUKTU.

FIRST TO RECITE HIS POEM WAS THE YALE GRADUATE.
HE STEPPED TO THE
MICROPHONE
AND SAID:

"SLOWLY ACROSS THE DESERT SAND,
TREKKED A LONELY CARAVAN.
MEN ON CAMELS, TWO BY TWO,
DESTINATION: TIMBUKTU."

THE CROWD WENT CRAZY! NO WAY
COULD THE REDNECK TOP THAT, THEY THOUGHT
AS 
THE REDNECK CALMLY MADE HIS WAY
TO THE MICROPHONE AND RECITED:

"ME AND TIM, A' HUNTIN' WE WENT
MET THREE WHORES IN A POP-UP TENT.
THEY WAS THREE, AND WE WAS TWO.
SO I BUCKED ONE, AND TIMBUKTU."

THE REDNECK WON HANDS DOWN!!

[IceMan]

Thats still funny the second time around