Women at work...

[SirNik73]

OK. So its time for some advice and to debate the protocols of life... here's the story:

I went to the bank today to deposit my pay check... and the teller had to be the most perfect female I have ever seen... so how do I get from "I'd like to make a deposit" and "I'd like to buy you dinner" I'm one of those guys who has never had the ability to just talk to strangers... men or women... especially women... I know you guys will have the answer... so how to you hit on a woman who is working with out comming across as an a..hole?

[moparguy01]

well you could just say "You look like you need dinner, meet you at (name of place) at (name of time)?

or you could just say "want to go to dinner?"

simple works. dont over think it.

[Lowprofile]

Be yourself. Laughter is a great icebreaker. Women love clowns!  Good Luck!

[Ponch ®]

is she a co-worker? if she is...forget about it. don't do it and that's that.

if not, first check that she doesn't have a ring on. if she doesn't then just work your magic and ask her out. whatever approach you choose to take, just make sure it's natural and that you're not putting on a facade. chicks tend to see through that pretty easily.

[DarkAngel0816]

Since I am a female I thought I would give some advice.  First...is this the first time you have seen her there?  If so than maybe make a few more trips into the bank to try to talk more with her.  Even if she does not have a ring on...there still could be a boyfriend in the background you know?  Plus than at the same time she will get to know you a little more and not think bad of you...

One of my best guy friends (of eleven years) actually use to come in the place where I worked a lot.  One of my coworkers found out some info for me on him (if he had a girlfriend yadda yadda) and it came to the point where the guy finally asked me for my number to hang out.  But this was after a few months of him coming in and I getting to talk to him on a neutral territory.  If it would have been after one meeting...I would have never given him a chance.  I tend to keep my guard up.

Okay...I am too tired actually to really think straight in this heatwave we are having.  lol.  Whatever you decide to do...good luck!

[rare69]

when you open your wallet to take some money out to deposit, just drop a magnum on the counter like it was an accident and smile. that always works!

[Brock Samson]

She works at a bank right?..
ask her if she's into ATM?..
well,..   
It works for Mojo...

[PocketThunder]

if shes the most perfect female you have ever seen then i'll say there is a 99% chance she's got a boyfriend and has had one for a long time.  "perfect females" never stay single for very long.

but you gotta keep trying, try something like.

--wanna got out to dinner for some pizza and sex?  what, you dont like pizza? 

--whoa, you with all those curves and me with no brakes! 

[Lowprofile]

She works at a bank right?..
ask her if she's into ATM?..
well,..   
It works for Mojo...

Bro, I can't believe you just went there!  LOL

[bull]

Since I am a female I thought I would give some advice.  First...is this the first time you have seen her there?  If so than maybe make a few more trips into the bank to try to talk more with her.  Even if she does not have a ring on...there still could be a boyfriend in the background you know?  Plus than at the same time she will get to know you a little more and not think bad of you...

One of my best guy friends (of eleven years) actually use to come in the place where I worked a lot.  One of my coworkers found out some info for me on him (if he had a girlfriend yadda yadda) and it came to the point where the guy finally asked me for my number to hang out.  But this was after a few months of him coming in and I getting to talk to him on a neutral territory.  If it would have been after one meeting...I would have never given him a chance.  I tend to keep my guard up.

Okay...I am too tired actually to really think straight in this heatwave we are having.  lol.  Whatever you decide to do...good luck!

I would follow this advice first, and once you're past all the goofing around that women insist you endure write "How about dinner Friday night?" on a deposit slip and hand it to her. You won't have to say a word and no one else in the place will know what's going on. Also, be sure your words are very clear and concise so she doesn't think you're trying to rob the place.

[Rack]

if shes the most perfect female you have ever seen then i'll say there is a 99% chance she's got a boyfriend

Or a girlfriend. You never know nowadays.


Although if it were me, and she had a girlfriend it would just make me want her more. 

[Brock Samson]

here's a goodie,..
show up at the bank and serenade her on your ukulele.... 






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[Telvis]

Be yourself. Laughter is a great icebreaker. Women love clowns!  Good Luck!

No they don't...Women like men with a sense of humor...They don't like clowns. When was the last time you saw a Ronald McDonald groupie? 

[Lowprofile]

Be yourself. Laughter is a great icebreaker. Women love clowns!  Good Luck!

No they don't...Women like men with a sense of humor...They don't like clowns. When was the last time you saw a Ronald McDonald groupie? 

You ask, I deliver....its just my job.

[dodge freak]

Well yeah if you are some sicko who want's  little kids, be a clown. Works for Michael Jackson.

[dodgecharger-fan]

Be yourself. Laughter is a great icebreaker. Women love clowns!  Good Luck!

No they don't...Women like men with a sense of humor...They don't like clowns. When was the last time you saw a Ronald McDonald groupie? 

You ask, I deliver....its just my job.

I so thought you were going to post the pic of the bech statue of him getting some "action."

[dodgecharger-fan]

As for the original question, most tellers wear a name badge or have their name on the desk somewhere.
Start using it when you're in for your normal banking.

Talk about something while you're waiting for her to do her thing on the computer.
If something interesting happened that day - even if it's not something nice, say "Did you hear about ...."
If it's a bad thing, you can show your sensitive side - how concerned you are about people places things whatver it is..
If it's good, you may bring a smile to her face.

If the discussion seems to be going somewhere - taking up a teller's time while they are working is not right - offer to continue the discussion over coffee. Let he choose the place and even bring one of her co-workers if she wants. that tends to take the creepiness out of things...

As mentioned, be natural. Don't pretend. It'll backfire on you quicker than you think.

[Lowprofile]

Be yourself. Laughter is a great icebreaker. Women love clowns!  Good Luck!

No they don't...Women like men with a sense of humor...They don't like clowns. When was the last time you saw a Ronald McDonald groupie? 

You ask, I deliver....its just my job.

I so thought you were going to post the pic of the bech statue of him getting some "action."

I was lookin for that one, but I couldn't find it! 

[dodgecharger-fan]

Be yourself. Laughter is a great icebreaker. Women love clowns!  Good Luck!

No they don't...Women like men with a sense of humor...They don't like clowns. When was the last time you saw a Ronald McDonald groupie? 

You ask, I deliver....its just my job.

I so thought you were going to post the pic of the bech statue of him getting some "action."

I was lookin for that one, but I couldn't find it! 

heh. All I could find was a dead link to it...

[Mike DC]

 

if shes the most perfect female you have ever seen then i'll say there is a 99% chance she's got a boyfriend

Or a girlfriend. You never know nowadays.

And let's not forget the ever-popular ex issues: 

"I'm still pining after some loser who used me & then dumped me two years ago.  The only reason I'm obsessed with him is because I couldn't have him.  But if you want, YOU can take me out & spend money on me so we can talk about him.  Then I'll refrain from sleeping with you because you're just not as exciting as he is so you should have to wait & "respect me."  And I've never actually stopped screwing him anyway."

 

[Blusmbl]

The ATM machine picture is just over the top. 

[Highbanked Hauler]

when you open your wallet to take some money out to deposit, just drop a magnum on the counter like it was an accident and smile. that always works!

It might if she was over 50.

[last426]

Put on a pair of sunglasses and some hooded coat.  Get a deposit slip beforehand and, in nervous handwriting write "high, just a note to ask if you would go out with me, I am the bomb".  Then, around 2:30, nervously slink into the bank, keep looking over your shoulders, get into her line, and slip it to her.  If nothing else, she will remember you.  Kim

[89MOPAR]

Make sure you actually have some money left in that account before the next deposit comes around.
I don't think a bank teller would want to date a guy who is perenially broke - not that you are.

A buddy of mine started dating a woman who worked at one of those check cashing / payday loans places. Where he used to be a valued customer.
You would have thought she'd realize he didn't have any $$ or financial sense before she stared complaining about it. Anyhow, they are broke up.

Tell her you have a credit score of 780, she might think thats hot !