A few at random

[Crazy440]

1. Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage,
and values.
Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did
you?"
Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"

2. "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,"
"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and
then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

3.  A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I
don't like the looks of your wife at all."
"Me nether doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really
good with the kids."

4. Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1) All the DNA is the same.
2) There are no dental records

Crazy

[REDNECK]

# 4 is not ture i have never lost a teeth

[Brock Samson]

how about a tooth?.. 

[waroc]

   number 4......