Redneck_Vacation

[SeattleCharger]

       Billy Bob and Bubba were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob
tells Bubba, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only
this
year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took
your
advice about where to go."

       "Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii
and
Earlene got pregnant."

       "Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and
Earlene
got pregnant again."

       "Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't
get
pregnant again."

       Bubba asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's
different?"

       Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."

[Rack]

       Billy Bob and Bubba were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob
tells Bubba, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only
this
year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took
your
advice about where to go."

       "Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii
and
Earlene got pregnant."

       "Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and
Earlene
got pregnant again."

       "Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't
get
pregnant again."

       Bubba asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's
different?"

       Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."

Yeah I saw that one coming. Still funny though.