"We're ruined". Married man who pays wife on honey moon loses job.

[SeattleCharger]

On their  wedding night, the young bride
approached her new
husband and asked for  $20.00 for their first
lovemaking encounter. In
his highly aroused  state, her husband readily
agreed.
  This scenario was repeated each time they made
love, for more
than 30  years, with him thinking that it was a
cute way for her to
afford new  clothes and other incidentals that
she  needed.
Arriving  home around noon one day, she was
surprised to find
her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
his  employer
was going through a process of corporate
downsizing, and he had
been let go.  It was unlikely that, at the age of
59, he'd be able to find
another position that paid anywhere near what
he'd been  earning, and therefore, they
were financially ruined.
  Calmly,  his wife handed him a bank book which
showed more than thirty
years of  steady deposits and interest totaling
nearly $1 million dollars.  Then she
showed him certificates of deposits issued
by the bank which were worth over $2 million,
and informed him that they
were one of the largest  depositors in the bank.
She  explained that for the more than
three decades she had "charged" him for sex,
these holdings had multiplied
and these were the
results of her  savings and investments.
  Faced  with evidence of cash and investments
worth over $3
million, her  husband was so astounded he could
barely speak, but
finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If
I'd had any idea what  you
were doing, I would have given you all my 
business!"
That's  when she shot him.
You  know, sometimes, we just don't know when
to keep our mouth shut!

[REDNECK]

 

[waroc]

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