the cat

[SeattleCharger]

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a
sorry
sight. Starving, dirty,
smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for
her,
put her in a carrier and took her
to the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her
'Pussycat'.
The vet decided to keep her
for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and
get
her.
My husband (the complainer) said,
"OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks."
He reminded the vet that it was his wife that wanted the dirty cat,
not
him.  My husband and my Vet
don't see eye to eye.  He calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O,' my husband
calls
him 'El-Charge-O.'  They
love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with
my
husband getting in the last word
on this particular occasion. The next day my husband had an
appointment
with his doctor, who is located
in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's office was full
of
people waiting to see him.
A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my 
husband arrive. He looked straight
at my husband and in a loud voice said,
"Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more and it's finally clean and
shaved, so she now smells like a rose.
Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the
father
is."
And he closed the door.

[tan top]

that was funny   

[IceMan]

 

[BLACKWOLF]

BAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Old Moparz]

Good one.

[rollingthunder]

 

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