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Patent Application for a teleportation system

Started by Spike, June 28, 2006, 04:33:45 PM

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Brock Samson

#1
June 28, 2006, 06:03:35 PM
What's the frequency?..

beam me up Scotty this planet sucks!

SirNik73

#2
June 28, 2006, 06:23:48 PM
Oh Yeah!
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dkn1997

#3
June 28, 2006, 06:25:33 PM
My bullshit detector just spiked and simultaneousely, my give a fuck o meter just tanked.
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bull

#4
June 28, 2006, 06:41:34 PM
I can only imagine the amount of energy it's going to take for that invention to transform the first test subject into a smoldering pile of goo. :2thumbs:

Old Moparz

#5
June 28, 2006, 09:00:22 PM
               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

dkn1997

#6
June 28, 2006, 09:55:08 PM
I was watching a special on this once and they said, while theoretically possible, that it would take more energy than is in the sun to accomplish this.

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Todd Wilson

#7
June 28, 2006, 11:41:50 PM
Quote from: dkn1997 on June 28, 2006, 09:55:08 PM
I was watching a special on this once and they said, while theoretically possible, that it would take more energy than is in the sun to accomplish this.





We'll just ask the arabs to increase their oil production some more!


Todd

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#8
June 29, 2006, 01:27:36 AM
Hell, all we need is a few dylithium crystals and we'll be in business. :D
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4402tuff4u

#9
June 29, 2006, 08:16:20 AM
Actually it sounds like he was hit by a heavy aircraft wing tip vortex. Little like tornadoes that are generated by all aircraft, but are really strong when heavy aircraft cut through the air. You can actually see them on damp and humid conditions. The aircraft vortices probably pick him up, spun him through the air and placed him a few feet away. His claim it was tele-transportation is just to have a patent so that when and if that process is actually invented (far fetched with our current and primative technology) he will cash in! He's going to have to wait a pretty long time. He should start watching something else rather than 24 hrs of Star Trek! :icon_smile_big: (although, some of those "martians" chicks on spandex looked pretty hot!)

http://www.fluidmech.net/gallery/vortex/v_lift.htm
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Plumcrazy

#10
June 29, 2006, 11:12:28 AM
Quote from: Lowprofile on June 29, 2006, 01:27:36 AM
Hell, all we need is a few dylithium crystals and we'll be in business. :D

Don't forget the anti matter.  :icon_smile_big:

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Brock Samson

#11
June 29, 2006, 12:31:56 PM
THAT'S A COOL WEBSITE TOOTUFF I WONDER WHAT A CHARGERS VORTEXS LOOK LIKE?
ATER ALL IT'S MY TELEPORTATION DEVICE....  :icon_smile_big:
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