Space Alien Insurance

[Old Moparz]

Well, a lot of us have antique & special interest coverage on our cars, but I'm not taking any chances on this one. I had my insurance agent set me up with a better policy.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens/61252

One can never be too safe from the unknown. 


COMPANY OFFERS SPACE ALIEN INVASION INSURANCE!
DULUTH, Minn. -- There are so many Americans who believe that space aliens are currently planning an attack against Earthlings that at least one company has decided to cash in on those fears.

"Do I believe we're going to be attacked by aliens?" asked Extraterrestrial Insurance Company (EIC) president Gary Moss. "My own beliefs don't matter. We're in the business of providing peace of mind. If people want insurance coverage for space alien attacks, they've got it."

After taking out ads in several popular UFO magazines and Web sites, EIC received thousands of orders for insurance.

"Our policies range from $25 monthly for basic coverage to $250 monthly for full coverage -- which includes financial compensation for any space alien damage to your house, car, possessions, family members, pets and of course -- yourself, including mental and emotional trauma you experience due to medical experimentation, internal probes, that sort of thing," explained Moss. "Plus, if your entire neighborhood is destroyed, you receive a generous relocation allowance."

Moss is not resting on his laurels, though. "Within the next few months we'll be rolling out our new policies for hauntings. Even if we end up with a bonafide haunted house and have to buy it from the owner, we'll make a bundle selling the video rights to Ghost House Survivor."

[dodge freak]

Wow thanks I am buy one too, Hey maybe I could even start sell them myself, I put it up on E-bay bet I be rich in a month if E-bay keeps it on.

[Charger_Fan]

"Plus, if your entire neighborhood is destroyed, you receive a generous relocation allowance."

That right there makes it worth it to me...SIGN ME UP!




                                   

[4402tuff4u]

I'm looking for "Big Foot" insurance. I'm afraid big foot is going to try to take my Charger through the woods!! Let me know if you know of an insurance company that carries this coverage.