Finally nailed that bastard: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is history

[AKcharger]

I wonder how he felt when he discovered that his 100 virgins were replaced with the business end of a pitchfork. Godd riddance!!

LOL!

[73dodge]

Wonder what his last thoughts were.

Zarqowowie: Okay Mohamed you drive the truck loaded with C-4 to the intersection at 7am just when the Allah pre-school is unloading the school buses. Um what's that sound?

Mohamed: Ohhh never mind,  cursed Zionists flying their F-16's around must be looking for the blessed Osama bin Laden hahahah. So tell me about the truck is it Toyota or a crappy Ford, rather blow up a Ferd on my way to Allah then a Most Blessed toyota.

Zarqowowie: Even better it's a Chevy, but remember you drive it to the intersection and detonate right when the most little kids are their getting dropped off for school. Theres that sound again, hey what's that whistling noise? and don't forget to shout Allah Akbar when you pull the detonation cord.

Next scene in hell face to face with Jimmy Carter

OHHH NOOO Mohammad you pulled the detonator cord too early and blew us up, I see Allah in the form of Jimmy Carter?

The Devil: Nahhh not Jimmy only his likeness sorry this is not heaven, no virgins, and guess what you get to live in eternity in Hell listening to AIR AMERICA hahahahah...... 

[mikepmcs]

Wonder what his last thoughts were.

Zarqowowie: Okay Mohamed you drive the truck loaded with C-4 to the intersection at 7am just when the Allah pre-school is unloading the school buses. Um what's that sound?

Mohamed: Ohhh never mind,  cursed Zionists flying their F-16's around must be looking for the blessed Osama bin Laden hahahah. So tell me about the truck is it Toyota or a crappy Ford, rather blow up a Ferd on my way to Allah then a Most Blessed toyota.

Zarqowowie: Even better it's a Chevy, but remember you drive it to the intersection and detonate right when the most little kids are their getting dropped off for school. Theres that sound again, hey what's that whistling noise? and don't forget to shout Allah Akbar when you pull the detonation cord.

Next scene in hell face to face with Jimmy Carter

OHHH NOOO Mohammad you pulled the detonator cord too early and blew us up, I see Allah in the form of Jimmy Carter?

The Devil: Nahhh not Jimmy only his likeness sorry this is not heaven, no virgins, and guess what you get to live in eternity in Hell listening to AIR AMERICA hahahahah...... 

Now that's funny!

[4402tuff4u]

I heard reports that he was still alive when US military personnel got him. He mumbled something that was incoherent when he was placed on a gurney and shortly after that he died.  At that point they should have taken out a large knife and put it against his neck!!

[19Charger68]

Yes, it always seem that when we get one, another takes his place.  This guy was a supreme scumbag so it was great to see him go.  I hope all his virgins look like Rosie O'Donnel!!!!

[bull]

Yes, it always seem that when we get one, another takes his place.  This guy was a supreme scumbag so it was great to see him go.  I hope all his virgins look like Rosie O'Donnel!!!!

They're virgins but they left out the part about them being goats.

[mikepmcs]

I heard reports that he was still alive when US military personnel got him. He mumbled something that was incoherent when he was placed on a gurney and shortly after that he died.  At that point they should have taken out a large knife and put it against his neck!!

confirmed

http://www.adelphia.net/news/read.php?id=12860777&ps=1012&lang=en&_LT=HOME_WLNWC02L1_UNEWS

[SirNik73]

Dead as a Doornail!

[4402tuff4u]

Just heard that they translated what he said: "should of had a V8"

[Ghoste]

And what was it Osama said about attacking the US?  That they'd just try to sue the attackers?  Something like that, I forget the exact quote.
Interesting thing about those F16's, once they pass the bar, they almost never lose a case.

[twilt]

I am surprised that this post hasn`t headed down the toilet and been locked yet. I guess Last426 hasn`t read it yet.

[nh_mopar_fan]

He's still in mourning.

[Charger Aficionado]

[TheGhost]

I heard reports that he was still alive when US military personnel got him. He mumbled something that was incoherent when he was placed on a gurney and shortly after that he died.  At that point they should have taken out a large knife and put it against his neck!!

No, not a knife.  A pigskin, or something else from a pig.  Much, MUCH worse for them than a knife.

[73dodge]

I heard reports that he was still alive when US military personnel got him. He mumbled something that was incoherent when he was placed on a gurney and shortly after that he died.  At that point they should have taken out a large knife and put it against his neck!!

Nah his last dying words spoken to the Marines who found him after the bombing was


"What's the baseball bat for?"

[Big Lebowski]

Yes, it always seem that when we get one, another takes his place.  This guy was a supreme scumbag so it was great to see him go.  I hope all his virgins look like Rosie O'Donnel!!!!

  Wow! If I had to bang 72 different versions of Rosie for eternity, that truly would be Hell. No doubt. 

[73dodge]

heh heh heh what did I tell you guys

http://www.nbc4i.com/news/9351294/detail.html

Witness Says U.S. Troops Beat Al-Zarqawi After Bombing

POSTED: 10:33 am EDT June 10, 2006
UPDATED: 10:44 am EDT June 10, 2006

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BAGHDAD, Iraq -- An Iraqi man who was one of the first people on the scene after an airstrike that led to the death of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi told Associated Press Television News that he saw American troops beating a man who had a beard like the al-Qaida leader.

The witness said he saw the man lying on the ground, badly wounded but still alive. He said U.S. troops arriving on the scene wrapped the man's head in an Arab robe and began beating him. His account cannot be independently verified.

The spokesman for the U.S.-led forces in Iraq says troops tried to provide medical attention after they saw that al-Zarqawi was alive but he recognized them as American troops and tried to get away.

Major Gen. William Caldwell said the troops "re-secured" al-Zarqawi back onto the stretcher before he died almost immediately.....


Better not let the ACLU, Cindy Sheehan and Michael Mooreon hear that, next thing you know those guys will be up on charges for abusing a prisoner of war........................

[Steve P.]

Yes, it always seem that when we get one, another takes his place.  This guy was a supreme scumbag so it was great to see him go.  I hope all his virgins look like Rosie O'Donnel!!!!

I hope they look like Rosie Greere*.......

[TheGhost]

Yes, it always seem that when we get one, another takes his place.  This guy was a supreme scumbag so it was great to see him go.  I hope all his virgins look like Rosie O'Donnel!!!!

I hope they look like Rosie Greere*.......

Hillary Clinton.

[Vainglory, Esq.]

With all this talk about the 72 virgins, I was just wondering if anyone else had seen this, among other reports: http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/02/03/1bkk/04b.html

Turns out the virgins might in fact be raisins.