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The life cycle is backwards, here it is fixed.

Started by SeattleCharger, June 08, 2006, 10:51:39 PM

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SeattleCharger


The life cycle is all backwards.

New life cycle:

(1)   You should die first,

you know, start out dead,

get it out of the way.

You wake up in a an old age home,

feeling better every day.


(2)   You get kicked out for being too healthy,

go collect your pension,

then, when you start work,

you get a gold watch

on your first day.


(3)   You work 40 years until you're young enough

to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol,

you party,

you're generally promiscuous

(hey, you've only got

a few years left,

what's the big deal?!?)

and you get ready

for High School.


(4)   Then you go to primary school,

you become a kid,

you play,

you have no responsibilities,

and, finally,

you become a baby;


( 5)   The last step,

you spend your last 9 months

floating peacefully

with luxuries like

central heating,

spa,

room service on tap,

larger quarters everyday,

and then


   You finish off as an orgasm


Why would you want anything else?  Just give me a Charger and I'll be happy.

Old Moparz

               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

19Charger68

I'll hit the big 60 in the next few days.  Can I start your new life cycle then?  Please!!!! :icon_smile_big:
Bruce

MassCharger73

1973 Charger