Sex Killed Grandpa

[Old Moparz]

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning!"

Horrified, Jenny suggested that screwing at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble! "Oh no," her grandma replied. "We had sex every Sunday morning in time with the church bells! In with the dings, out with the dongs!" She paused to wipe away a tear, "If it wasn't for that damn Ice Cream Truck, he'd still be alive!!!"

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[426HemiChick]

That is one of the best jokes I've read in almost 85 years !!!

What's happened to all the great joke posters?

[Kern Dog]

An 85 year old dude that pretends to be a "Hemi Chick" is the most pathetic joke of all.

[426HemiChick]

Well, if it isn't the site big mouth tough guy. Why don't you come over to Phoenix and show me just how tough you really Aren't. I don't hide, I'm here waiting and ready to send you back packed. Keep hiding behind that half-assed photo tough guy. You're an F'n Coward . . . . like most all Blow Hards are !!!

426 HC

[Kern Dog]

I'm here waiting and ready to send you back packed.

I'm not into dudes.
I like women, real, born as female, biological women...NOT delusional senior citizens that way late in life succumb to a mental disorder.

[426HemiChick]

I'm here waiting and ready to send you back packed.

I'm not into dudes.
I like women, real, born as female, biological women...NOT delusional senior citizens that way late in life succumb to a mental disorder.

I figured you'd be too ignorant to fathom what I posted. You have your mouth running before your brain, what there is of it, is engaged.

My guess is if you have a wife and she stays with you, it's out of pity for your stupidity and/or she finds your irrational blathering a good excuse to have an affair with a real stud rather than a real DUD.

One of the things I like about stupid people is it's entertaining watching them make fools of themselves.

Stupid people are the only one's that don't know they are stupid.

426 HC

[Kern Dog]

If you were just a dude that dressed like a woman but still acknowledged that you are still a man AND posted on a forum to discuss cars, nobody would know.
That isn't enough for the weirdos though.
People of your type suffer a delusion and try to bring others into it to validate their insanity.
I refuse to do such things.
I have no problem with gay people. I have known some and when boundaries are respected, there is no drama.
Most people didn't care about your situation until you made an absolute spectacle of yourself by shoving yourself into their view. You HAD to attach a female name to yourself which smacks of fraud and deception. I won't go along with that.

[426HemiChick]

If you were just a dude that dressed like a woman but still acknowledged that you are still a man AND posted on a forum to discuss cars, nobody would know.
That isn't enough for the weirdos though.
People of your type suffer a delusion and try to bring others into it to validate their insanity.
I refuse to do such things.
I have no problem with gay people. I have known some and when boundaries are respected, there is no drama.
Most people didn't care about your situation until you made an absolute spectacle of yourself by shoving yourself into their view. You HAD to attach a female name to yourself which smacks of fraud and deception. I won't go along with that.

Who asked you for your opinion? You seem to have one about everything. Oh, I'm sorry, you're an entitled pseudo-intellectual. If I offended your non-sensibilities, so be it, it's intentional.

Your BS makes one wonder what you have accomplished in life.

I do appreciate your efforts to demean me, they're a "badge of honor."

Thanks little one, it must be hell living life as a "never was."

426HC   

[Kern Dog]

I never claimed to be anything other than a man, something that you "genetically" still are.

[426HemiChick]

I never claimed to be anything other than a man, something that you "genetically" still are.

Are you certain you are? More like an ignorant coward who is an expert in lots of nothing. One thing I have noticed is that stupid people enjoy being stupid; they're never wrong. Everyone is entitled to enjoy their lot in life.

I also enjoy stupidity, Yours!

426HC

[Kern Dog]

Well, I'm not deluding myself nor anyone else on who or what I am.
I don't pretend to be anything other than a bit thinner or better looking than I actually am.
A man that pretends to be a woman is fooling himself and some of those weirdos are actually dumb enough to expect others to go along with it. It is like you turned a 17 second ET but everyone at the race track is somehow expected to go along with you when you claim to Identify as a ten second car owner.
The left and the media have enabled you. They have encouraged the weird to take their delusions to the next level. They have tried to silence the opposition to it too which is evil while also brilliant. You start a lie then cut down anyone that opposes it.
You make references to stupid people enjoying being stupid, this applies directly to delusional people. To suddenly return to sanity would crush your fantasy and while that would be very upsetting, it is absolutely necessary to set you right.
By the way, KEEP digging. You are on the wrong side of this by a long shot but it is funny to watch crazy people try to convince EVERYONE AROUND THEM that it is the 99% majority that has it wrong.

[426HemiChick]

You really do go off on tangents. My guess is you've never accomplished much in life. You get your jolly's off demeaning anyone you don't agree with. That's fine, it only reinforces all my comments here.

Glad you post here, your posts are really great !!!

426HC

[Kern Dog]

WE're all MEN here, can't we agree on that?