redneck poetry

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NATIONAL POETRY CONTEST HAD COME DOWN TO TWO;  A YALE GRADUATE AND A REDNECK FROM EAST TEXAS.  THEY WERE GIVEN A WORD, THEN ALLOWED TWO
MINUTES TO STUDY THE WORD AND COME UP WITH A POEM  THAT CONTAINED THE WORD. THE WORD THEY WERE GIVEN  WAS TIMBUKTU.

FIRST TO RECITE HIS POEM WAS THE YALE GRADUATE. HE  STEPPED TO THE MICROPHONE AND SAID:

      "SLOWLY ACROSS THE DESERT SAND,
              TREKKED A LONELY CARAVAN.
      MEN ON CAMELS, TWO BY TWO,
              DESTINATION: TIMBUKTU."

THE CROWD WENT CRAZY!   NO WAY COULD THE REDNECK  TOP THAT, THEY THOUGHT AS THE REDNECK CALMLY MADE  HIS WAY TO THE MICROPHONE AND RECITED:

      " ME AND TIM, A' HUNTIN' WE WENT.
              MET THREE WHORES IN A POP-UP TENT.
      THEY WAS THREE, AND WE WAS TWO.
              SO I BUCKED ONE, AND TIMBUKTU."

THE REDNECK

[Silver R/T]

lol

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that purty funny 

[Charger_Croatia]

lol..lucky Tim

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