Olaf & Sven

[472 R/T SE]

    Olaf &  Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar.
>Finding he
>       had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.
>
>       "Ya,  shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied Then reaching
>       into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
>
>       "Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in
>       his hands. "Vere dit yew git dat monster??"
>
>       "Vell,"  replied Olaf, "I got it from my Genie."
>
>       "You haff a Genie" Sven asked.
>
>       "Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox," says Olaf.
>       "Could I see him?"
>
>       Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.
>
>       Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of
>your
>       master. Vill you grant me vun vish?" "Yes, I will," says the
>       Genie .
>
>       So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.
>
>       The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven
>       sitting there, waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky
>       darkens & is filled  with the sound of a million ducks .......
>       ........ flying overhead.
>
>       Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf. "Yumpin'
>       Yimminy I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
>
>       Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of
>       hearing.  Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"

[Doc74]

Hahaaaa didn't see that coming

[Blue Pentastar]

That is hilarious but I wasn't expecting that ending at all.

Mike

[my73charger]

LOL!

[PocketThunder]

 

[ChargerRob]

 

[limey]

They're the best ones, I had a different tag line worked out in my head...hehehe