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But Grandma

Started by Spike, May 06, 2006, 07:33:45 AM

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Spike

Lulu
Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were
lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one.

As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was
so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi,
and asked what the line was for.

Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to
those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end
of the line.

When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How
the heck do you do this at your age?"

She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!"

The policeman fainted

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