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Apparently, a true story....

Started by nh_mopar_fan, May 05, 2006, 08:34:22 AM

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nh_mopar_fan

Hopefully, not a repeat:

A mother is working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.  She hears the train stop and her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the f*ck off now, cause we're in a hurry! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get the f*ck on, cause we're going down the tracks".

The horrified mother goes in and tells her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house.  Now I want you to go to your room for TWO HOURS.  When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of his bedroom and resumes playing with his train.  Soon the train stops and the mother hears her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take al l of your belongings with you.  We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under the seat. remember, there is no smoking on the train.  We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother begins to smile, the child adds..........."For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen."

Old Moparz

Yeah, it's repeat that's been posted before, but still funny.

Not like those Red Sox though, that kind of thing won't be a repeat for another century.  :D
               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

nh_mopar_fan


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waroc

 :METAL: holy crap that is friggin' hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :punkrocka:
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nh_mopar_fan

Any of you guys free for the next few months? Couple of job openings in the outfield in NY....

MassCharger73

That looked mighty painful when Matsui broke that wrist. As much as I dislike the Yankmees I wouldn't wish that on anyone, except maybe Damon, Jeter or A-Tool.
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Old Moparz

 :nana:

There's still enough players, I'm not worried.
               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

nh_mopar_fan

Yeah, you've got Melky. He's on the roster to make that relic, Bernie Williams, look good in RF.

ChargerRob

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