A Soiled Mess

[Old Moparz]

A modest man was in hospital for a series of tests, which included filling him with laxatives. Unable to get out of bed and to the bathroom fast enough, he filled the bed sheets with a huge mess and was embarrased beyond anything he could possibly imagine. Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered the bedsheets and threw them out of the hospital window. A drunk was walking along the side walk, past the hospital. When the sheets suddenly landed on him. He started yelling, cursing and swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked " What in the world was that all about? "

Still staring down, the drunk replied " I just beat the crap out of a ghost "

[Silver R/T]

lol

[mopar_head]

LMOA!!

[tan top]

thats a good one

[limey]

ROFLMAO - thats a great one...

[PocketThunder]

Awe man that was bad, i saw that comming a mile away....  wait, i thought he couldnt get out of bed?

[ChargerRob]