Atheist in the woods

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Heard this at church a couple weeks ago.


A atheist was being chased through the woods by a large bear. The bear knocked him down and the atheist had a change of heart and cried out dear GOD will you give me one request please. GOD answered him and said do you want to become a christian. The Atheist said no but will you please make the bear one. GOD said sure and the bear lowered his large paw put both paws together and said i wish to thank you GOD for this meal.

Be careful what you wish for.