daughter asks dad

[ralley72]

The daughter asks her Dad, "Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me that I didn't understand. He is SOooo in to his cars and said "that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."
 
Her Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that, if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his lug nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking oil out of his exhaust pipe!

[Lennard]

 

[alfaitalia]

On a vaguely similar subject.......my wife and I asked our daughter what she wanted for her birthday. She said " I want a watch"........so we let her!!

[Laowho]

On a vaguely similar subject.......my wife and I asked our daughter what she wanted for her birthday. She said " I want a watch"........so we let her!!

Do you smoke after sex?
I dunno. I never looked.

[426HemiChick]

On a vaguely similar subject.......my wife and I asked our daughter what she wanted for her birthday. She said " I want a watch"........so we let her!!

One fine evening when I was a ripe old 11 year old, my dad decided it was time to explain the "Birds and Bees" to me. When he got to what men and women do, I interrupted him and asked him a question: "Can I watch you and mom some night?" He never tried to explain anything to me again.

Chris