The TRUE or FALSE Thread

[JB400]

False, jam

TPAM leaves every light on in the house during the day/night

[Fred]

True, I don't want to fall down any holes.

TPAM  likes to shit in the woods

[polywideblock]

true               better than an open field and  a tree to lean against is good                        TPAM thinks i'm a bear

[oldgold69]

true   a koala right?             

tpbm   likes to pee their name in the snow  or if no snow a snow cone?

[polywideblock]

false       i'v never seen snow                                                  TPBM    has 6 toes on their right foot

[oldgold69]

false  on the left           that's why I offered you a snow cone         


tpbm     gets dizzy when he looks up

[polywideblock]

true   when i' m looking up the right thing                                                 TPBM       has "french asthma"

[oldgold69]

false I can hold my breath     


tpbm    likes fish tacos

[polywideblock]

false I can hold my breath          


tpbm    likes fish tacos

true   but only the "right "sort of fish                    

[TruckDriver]

WHAT? no statement for me 

tpbm  has at least once been to lazy to go into the house while working on their car, to go pee, so they did it around the corner by their garage 

[polywideblock]

my bad             false 3 daughters have taught me theres always someone just around the corner                     TPBM is very observant

[Fred]

True but only when my brain's functioning.


TPAM likes to walk by the fish market.

[polywideblock]

true  like to see all the weird fish they get off the shelf                               TPBM      thinks Xanadu was the best movie ever 

[Fred]

False  but I did like the song sung by Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich.


TPAM  prefers the Olivia Newton-John version.

[polywideblock]

false      although our Livvy   grrr                                                                      TPBM    wears a spaghetti necklace

[Fred]

False. but I find spaghetti makes good dental floss.


TPAM is going to win Lotto next week

[JB400]

Time will tell


TPAM is ready for spring cleaning

[TruckDriver]

True! But only and when we ever our outdoor temps finally reach into the 50's

tpbm has a secret food desire that they hide from their wife or girl friend.

[polywideblock]

false  i like cabage and theres no hiding the results                                     TPBM     sometimes wheres their shoes to bed

[oldgold69]

only when my wife says my feet are cold

tpbm  likes to use the cats litter box

[Fred]

True, never now what I might find in it!

TPAM is getting ready to hide easter eggs in his yard

[polywideblock]

false  chocolate is bad for dogs  and he WOULD find them                                      TPBM   has a secret Easter egg stash that they won't tell their wife/partner about

[oldgold69]

you damn right


tpbm   likes to put bunny terds in the kids easter baskets  telling them their raisenettes

[polywideblock]

   false i could never pull the wool over their eyes                                           TPBM thinks Easter should be a week long celebration

[oldgold69]

it does it started on palm sunday ends on easter


tpbm   likes to color and hand out raw easter eggs