The TRUE or FALSE Thread

[polywideblock]

false  i'v already got plans for the weekend                                                  TPBM   has "dreds" in their  arm pit hair   

[Fred]

False   I've only got them in my crack!  

TPAM  wears a helmet when working on or under his/her car..

[polywideblock]

false   the bumps give me character                                                        TPAM   shaves their legs to aid aerodynamics

[Fred]

True    Anything to help my hemi go faster. 

TPAM  doesn't know whether he/she is coming or going.

[polywideblock]

false              coming is way better than going                                       TPBM  shampoos his hubcaps

[JB400]

False



TPAM drinks more beer daily than any other beverage

[polywideblock]

false    i'm a scotch man      not a scotchman                                                           TPBM    spends way to much time on these electronic gadgets

[JB400]

False, I unplug from them easily and often.  I've lived without them before, I can still do it now



TPAM can go a month without a cookie, brownie, or a cake

[polywideblock]

true    i don't eat sweets etc    I'm sweet enough without                                        TPBM   want winter to last another 3 months because they just love snow

[JB400]

True  I make almost as much money shoveling snow as I do mowing yards, so why not?


TPAM sleeps with a security blanket or a stuffed animal

[polywideblock]

false      mum took "blanky" off me years ago                                               TPBM    sucks their thumb in their sleep

[JB400]

false      mum took "blanky" off me years ago                                               TPBM    sucks their thumb in their sleep

FALSE  But, do I get brownie points if the gf would rather suck it for me instead?


TPAM has more porn mags than they do car mags

[polywideblock]

false    who reads  porn  mags these days                                                 TPBM thinks sheep look alluring

[Fred]

True......if I were the reverend Marsden but I'm not  

TPAM  is digging holes in his backyard

[polywideblock]

false            i spend most of my time filling in ones the dog has dug                                      TPBM   gets confused when the light comes on in the fridge

[71ChallengeHer]

False, but I wish my freezer had a light                                                                                                                  TPBM wears ladies undergarments under their clothes at work.

[Fred]

False, I'm retired so I wear them at home.

TPAM  forgot he was wearing high heels when he climbed onto his water bed.

[polywideblock]

false don't own a water bed                                                               TPBM      thinks Vegemite is an aphrodisiac   

[Fred]

True.............works for me.


TPAM  strings fruitloops to wear around his/her neck in case they get lost so they don't have to go hungry.

[JB400]

True.............works for me.


TPAM  strings fruitloops to wear around his/her neck in case they get lost so they don't have to go hungry.

False, Cheerios

TPAM eats the popcorn off the christmas tree

[polywideblock]

false     the ex took the Christmas tree                                                         TPBM   likes to pour warm porridge down the front of their pants 

[Fred]

False, I pour it down the hatch instead.

TPAM has lost their marbles and doesn't know how to find them.

[polywideblock]

true   there goes one now                                TPAM forgot the second part of this thread and had to modify it

[Fred]

False, that was the person below you.    

TPAM is finding marbles everywhere.

[polywideblock]

true a few more and i'll be normal just like you                                                         TPBM likes to soak their feet in jelly