The Trouble With Lawyers...

[Lighthorseman]

The Trouble With Lawyers... 

99 percent of them make the other one percent look bad.

[Dans 68]

What do you call 50 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?


A good start.

[Lighthorseman]

Oh no!  A lawyer joke thread!

Okay...  What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road...and a dead lawyer on the road?

...There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

[alenglish]

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it for the express degree you told me about?" "It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?"  "That's my business! Get me the course!"  Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid.  Suddenly, the old man was racked with fits of coughing and it was clear that this would be the end.  Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to to get a law degree so badly before you died?"  In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said, "One less lawyer . . ."

[jaymo]

What do you call a dozen lawyers jumping out of a plane?

Skeet.

[Charger_Fan]

Q. What did the lawyer name his daughter?

A. Sue.