Rooster Politics

[my73charger]

> > >John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
> > >hundred young layers (hens), called pullets and eight or ten roosters,
> > >whose job was to fertilize the eggs.
> > >
> > >The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into
> > >the soup pot and was replaced.
> > >
> > >That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and
> > >attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John
> > >could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.  Now he could
> > >sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening
> > >to the bells.
> > >
> > >The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he
> > >was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell
> > >hadn't rung at all!
> > >
> > >John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets,
> > >bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run
> > >for cover
> > >
> > >But to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
> > >couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the
> > >next one.
> > >
> > >John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the county fair and Butch
> > >became an overnight sensation among the judges.
> > >
> > >The result...The judges not only awarded Butch the "No Bell Piece
> > >Prize" but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
> > >
> > >Clearly Butch was a politician in the making.  Who else but a
> > >politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted
> > >awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace
> > >and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

[Johnny SixPack]

[Charger_Fan]

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