gettig married

[charger490]

Subject: The morale of the story is:
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>>I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for
>>over a year, and so we decided to get married.
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>>There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful
younger
>>sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
>>miniskirts,
>>and generally went bra-less.
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>>She would regularly bend down when she was near me. It had to be
>>deliberate.
>>She never did it when she was near anyone else.
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>>One day the "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
the
>>wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me
>>that
>>she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She
told
>>me
>>that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and
>>committed
>>my life to her
>>sister.
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>>Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
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>>She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild
>>fling, just come up an d get me."
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>>I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
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>>When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them
down
>>the
>>stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline
>>straight to the front door. I opened the door and headed straight
towards
>>my
>>car.
>>
>>Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping.
>>With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
very
>>happy
>>that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man
for
>>our daughter. Welcome to our family."
>>
>>Moral Of This Story: Always keep your condoms in your car.

[ChargerRob]