Telvis need som advice on a pool slide.

[41husk]

Telvis,  My wife seems to be hell bent on getting a slide for the pool.  She comes home and tells me she has found a slide and it's only $689.  So I go to the pool placeto get this thing and it is all plastic and looks kinda like a little tykes toy.  I refused to buy this thing.  Do you have any slides and what will it cost me delivered and installed in Granite City IL 62040?

[Telvis]

You were probably looking at a Zoomerang or Little Dipper slide. You don't want one of those. I sell the Zoomerang but it's really not much of a slide. I'm going to send you a PM with my phone number and email.

Tim

[41husk]

Thanks Tim, I thought I could get out of the slide thing but she has her mind set.  our kids are grown and gone, What the hell do I neede a slide for?

[Telvis]

Thanks Tim, I thought I could get out of the slide thing but she has her mind set.   our kids are grown and gone, What the hell do I neede a slide for?

[Brock Samson]

 Thanks 41Husk!!
you just made my night!! 

[CFMopar]

grand kids 

[Old Moparz]

One tube of non toxic body paint
One drafting compass with rubber cap on pointed tip for safety  
One bottle of wine
One pool slide
Two glasses
Dozen scented aromatic candles
Two ski masks
One roll of paper towels
One jar of chocolate syrup

You'll just have to be creative on the instructions though.