Penguin Auto Repair (sick humor)

[Arigmaster]

A penguin takes his penguin mobile (car) to his mechanic to get it repaired. The mechanic tells him it will take about an hour before he can look at it and get it fixed. So the penguin decides to go for a walk to find some ice cream. (Hey, if he can drive a car he can eat ice cream) So the penguin finds himself some ice cream and begins eating it on his way back to pick up his car, sorry it is actually a "penguin mobile".

Well the poor little guy doesn't have hands, so he gets ice cream all over himself and has no way to wipe his mouth. He walks back to the auto repair shop and asks the mechanic if he found the problem. The mechanic says.... "Well, it looks like you blew a seal." The penguin replies, "No, its just ice cream."

[ChargerRob]

 

[Old Moparz]

So dumb I liked it.

[dodgecharger-fan]

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