A Quickie

[1973_WP29P]

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. An attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,  "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and fruit."

And what can I get for you, Mr. President?

George W replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

Why, Mr. President! The waitress exclaims. How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for a year!

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers
. . . . . "It's pronounced quiche."