Honey, My Boobs Are Too Small

[Old Moparz]

The Miracle of Toilet Paper (As told by an anonymous wife)

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my boobs are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your boobs to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my boobs. How long will this take?" I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my boobs every day will make my boobs larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

[Charger_Fan]

That one oughta be a good guarantee for a night on the couch.

[BLACKWOLF]

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