A Couple In Alaska For A Romantic Weekend

[Old Moparz]

A couple decided to Alaska for a romantic weekend. When they got to the cabin it was really cold so the wife asked her husband to go chop some wood for the fire place. He came in after 5 minutes and told his wife that his hands were cold, so she said, "Put your hands between my thighs to warm them." He did and went back outside to finish chopping wood.

He came in after another 5 minutes and said "Honey, my hands are cold again."

So she tells him "Here, put your hands between my thighs to warm them again." So he did and then he went back out to chop some more wood.

About 5 more minutes had passed and he went in again and said, "Honey my hands are cold again".

She then said, " Damn, don't your ears ever get cold?"