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I suddenly make sence, dad got bit in the butt by an opossum

Started by The Ghoul, April 14, 2006, 08:07:47 AM

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The Ghoul

April 14, 2006, 08:07:47 AM
 :-\
he was trimming the branches off of the boxelder tree in our front yard, and sat on one of the hallows on the top of it.
He got bit in the butt by something and ran down that ladder so darn fast!!!
well after dressing the woond he took a look in the tree hallow and this is the little guy he saw looking back at him...
funny how your life makes alot more sence after your dad gets bitt in the ars by an oppossum.

Telvis

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April 14, 2006, 08:10:42 AM
 :lolexplode: :lolexplode: :lolexplode: :lolexplode: :lolexplode:

Looks like someone needs rabies shots!

Old Moparz

#2
April 14, 2006, 08:30:32 AM
Or at least call Opossom Boy, he'll catch it & stomp it to oblivion.

Opossum Boy, what a funny guy.  :lol:
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Brock Samson

#3
April 14, 2006, 10:24:23 AM
 Awsome post...

MOPARHOUND!

#4
April 14, 2006, 10:34:32 AM
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!    Take him awhile to live this one down..........LOL!

At least it didn't crawl up in your attic and die.  After two weeks finally found a raccoon's carcass curled up in some insulation.  Rancid......ewwwwwwwww.   To top that off, I had to patch the roof where he pulled the wood shingles off to break-in.
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The Ghoul

#5
April 14, 2006, 12:14:30 PM
Quote from: MOPARHOUND! on April 14, 2006, 10:34:32 AM
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!    Take him awhile to live this one down..........LOL!

especially seeing how he's the type that usualy has the answers for every thing, and dosent screw up that often.
The whole family will be raggin on him for a long time over this!

Silver R/T

#6
April 14, 2006, 12:44:01 PM
call RedGreen at Opossum Lodge
http://www.redgreen.com/
http://www.cardomain.com/id/mitmaks

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The Ghoul

#7
April 14, 2006, 03:02:09 PM
Quote from: Silver R/T on April 14, 2006, 12:44:01 PM
call RedGreen at Opossum Lodge
http://www.redgreen.com/
nah, they'll just tell me to ductape it!!
and I highly doubt taping a duck to an opossum will solve any thing...
Might be fun tho  ;D

Johnny SixPack

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April 14, 2006, 05:46:42 PM


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greenpigs

#9
April 14, 2006, 05:51:43 PM
Try a sword instead of the ductape, opossums are nasty and deserve to die.
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rare69

#10
April 14, 2006, 06:37:02 PM
that is funny as hell! tell your old man thats what he gets for chewing on you ass for all those years. :icon_smile_big:

ChargerAndy

#11
April 14, 2006, 07:43:07 PM
Little known Opossum fact number 62: Male Opossums have a double penis.  :punkrocka:   Your Dad is lucky all he got was bit!  :icon_smile_big:

The Ghoul

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April 14, 2006, 07:50:30 PM
Quote from: greenpigs on April 14, 2006, 05:51:43 PM
Try a sword instead of the ductape, opossums are nasty and deserve to die.
no doubt!
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