You know you are old when---

[dyslexic teddybear]

You know you're old when you see stuff on American Pickers that is just like the stuff in your attic.

It's worse when you not only know how to, but have used that stuff.

And still use it from time to time. Good toys last forever.

Yep.
As long as it still functions as intended.......I'm likely still using it.

I'm kinda the opposite of "gotta have the latest "high tech" thingy" that's supposed to be a tenth of a second faster but doesn't work or last as well as the low tech stuff I have.

As for grand kids.....2 of mine stayed the night......they don't make me feel old.
Getting up out of the chair does that.

[RallyeMike]

.... you start thinking the lady in the polygrip commercial is kinda hot.

[Dino]

.... you start thinking the lady in the polygrip commercial is kinda hot.

[polywideblock]

the girl you've been perving at for the last 10 minutes ,offers to help you across the road       

[ws23rt]

---When you are typing an answer to a thread and have to delete it cause you forgot the point you want to make.

[draftingmonkey]

..... my niece and nephew looked at a manual window crank and said "what's that for?" When I told them, they looked at me like I was a Neanderthal.

.... you have received your 100th piece of AARP membership offering in the mail. Go %$#^ yourself AARP!

On a related note, I got asked if I wanted the "senior discount" for the first time in my life last weekend. Crap.   

I can relate to all that LOL

You know you're old when you see stuff on American Pickers that is just like the stuff in your attic.

Forget in the attic..it was the same stuff you played with just yesterday, or so it seems 

Yours Balls hang low and it's been years since you had sex.

TMI...TMI..but, are you sure they are hanging too low

[dual fours]

all the things you own say "Made In The USA" on them.
a very cute girl walking her dog passes you in the park an fifteen minutes later your still thinking what a beautiful dog that was.

[dyslexic teddybear]

a very cute girl walking her dog passes you in the park an fifteen minutes later your still thinking what a beautiful dog that was.

By that standard.......I'm not anywhere near getting old.

[Charger_Fan]

a very cute girl walking her dog passes you in the park an fifteen minutes later your still thinking what a beautiful dog that was.

By that standard.......I'm not anywhere near getting old.

Me either! Sweet!

[DeltaV]

...when you realize Debbie Harry is 70

https://youtu.be/dt0mJDzTbyo

[68X426]

...when you realize Debbie Harry is 70

And in a month John Fogerty is 71.

[Charger_Fan]

Damn, I am SO old!!

However, I just spent almost 4 hours...ahh, nevermind.

[birdsandbees]

LOL.. I read that earlier Charger and had a good chuckle.

[Charger_Fan]

LOL.. I read that earlier Charger and had a good chuckle.

Yeah, I thought it might be TMI for some folks, so...  Hehe

[Kern Dog]

What? You spend 4 hours getting a prostate exam? What ??

[tcs69rt]

What? You spend 4 hours getting a prostate exam? What ??

As long as the doc doesn't tell you to hang your pants on the wall next to his! 

[Fred]

What's the matter with you all?
I feel like a spring chicken...........in fact I'm going out to dinner tonight and just might order one!

[polywideblock]

hey there Fred      

[Fred]

Hey poly.       I've not forgotten who you are and I remember who I'm not so I guess I'm doing ok.  

[polywideblock]

 

[ACUDANUT]

When your first love was Bo Derek.

[Charger_Fan]

When your first love was Bo Derek.

Who, by the way, is still hot!

[will]

When Van Halen is playing on the oldies station. Or when you go to an AC/DC concert and see people with walkers on the floor.

[ws23rt]

When the people that "won't be down for breakfast" were not even born when I started playing with Mopars.-- --

[41husk]

You know you are old when you can tell it's sunday because the the newspaper is thicker.

You know your old when you get your news from a paper instead of on line.