Romance many years down the road

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Barb was lying in bed one night. Al was falling asleep but Barb was in
a romantic mood and wanted to talk.  She said: "You used to hold my
hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand
for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later  she
said: "Then you used to kiss me..." Mildly irritated, he reached
across,  gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to
sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my
Neck..."  Angrily, Al threw back the bed clothes  and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" Barb asked..  "To get my teeth!"

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