YOUR MAMA'S SO- ----------------------------------------------

[skip68]

Your mama's so fat,
When she said she ate Jenny Craig for dinner, she literally ate Jenny Craig.    

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[polywideblock]

 when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

[A383Wing]

-----fat that when she walked in front of the TV while I was watching a show, I missed 3 episodes!

[Dino]

She uses Google Earth to take a selfie.

And since Kern Dog's not around, it's "your" not "you're".   

[skip68]

 

[el dub]

,,,,,when she stepped on the scale the doctor said,"holy crap, that's my phone number."

[skip68]

Your mama stinks so bad,
When she walks in the room I ask her if she's been fishing.  

[el dub]

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

[Kern Dog]

She is so fat, she doesn't wear Daisy Dukes, she wears Boss Hogg's !!

[Mytur Binsdirti]

Your mama's so hairy that you got rugburn when you were born!

[el dub]

Your mama is so dumb that if brains were gasoline she couldn't drive a piss ants motorcycle around a cheerio.

[kpkube]

When I saw your Mama walking down the street kicking a can. I asked her what she was doing...
She said moving...

[kpkube]

Your mama is so ugly.
She didn't get hit with just the ugly stick..
She got hit by the whole tree...

[rt green]

....so ugly she made a freight train take a dirt road.

[John_Kunkel]

...so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

[Daytona R/T SE]

Dead.

[Alaskan_TA]

Your Mama is so..................................








disappointed in you. 

[kab69440]

"Yo mama so stupid, she be thinkin' a quarterback be a refund."

[cincyboy]

your mama so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif!

[el dub]

She's so ugly she has to sneak up on the glass to get a drink.

[Lighthorseman]

Your Mama's so dumb...



...she thinks a lightsabre has less calories.

(Plagarized right from Robot Chicken)

[phantom]

---fat, that when i was finished f...ing her, i rolled over three times, and i was still on the bitch..

[TheGhost]

Yo momma's so fat, Ben Kenobi said "That's no moon..."